Old Stuff, Just Thought I'd Transfer It Over

I have created a so called cult under the name of Moogleism. Our philosophy is that moogles (Yes the cute little fuzzy critters in FinalFantasy Games) actually are superior beings that control everything and created everything. The Moogle Gods put themselves into the video games in order to begin the humans begin worshing them but the greedy video game designers at Square Soft or Square Enix (depending on the date) thought the games would sell better with a non-religous and non-moogle main character plot. Therfore they changed the script that the Moogle Gods gave to them in a dream and made a large amount of money. The Moogle Gods wanted them to be punished and sent an assassin to stop the creation of anymore FF games, but unfortunatley the assassin failed and more games are being produced.  How far fethched is this compared to other religions that are currently being worshiped. No offence to anyone of course, but how could a man I have never met die for me and for the sinning I have done. If he truley has I thank him, but next time please mind yor own buisness.  I have about 10 followers at the moment. I do not know how many I need for a cult to become a religion but i am hopeful that eventually enough crazed people will join for me to have those bragging rights.(This is where i lose most of my potential followers) Mooglism's goal is to get 51% of  the world populas to sign a charter that states that we have the right to blow up the sun. We do not know exactly why we want this. Since it is a very long shot to get over 3 billion people to sign a charter, I do believe that it is a  worthy goal. Of course we shall practice on the moon and mars before we target the sun. ~That Be That~