BREAKING

First off, It's pronounced AlBEAR Trail but if you know anything about me, you should already know that. 

Thirdly, I have yet to decide what to post on this. Rather a freeform barph of my inner thoughts and feelings sounds kind of nice. 

Fourthly, I will say what pleases me, deal with it.

Fifthly, I know I skipped secondly, that was to check if you're paying attention. If you missed it, please proceed to stab yourself repeatedly with a blunt object, preferably drenched in flaming liquid. 

/DoD\